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nutrimom 

A mom that strictly enforces her healthy eating habits on everyone around her including the children of friends and neighbors. Before allowing her child to go to a friends house, she makes sure that the household is organic.

Though nutrimoms are common in many parts of the country, there is a hyper concentration in the Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas.
That nutrimom complained so the school cafeteria stopped serving tater tots.

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

optical nutrition 

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.
optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Nutri-Toots 

The long duration and high volume farts one gets from eating Nutrisystem foods.
I ate the lemon poppy seed muffins last night and farted continuously all the way to work this morning. I was suffering a bad case of Nutri-Toots
Nutri-Toots by fartman_ April 2, 2009

delish nutrish 

Adjective
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.

This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.
P1: "Wow, this green bean casserole is gas, you gotta try some!"
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."
delish nutrish by Joshy Pauly November 30, 2021

nutrider 

To advertise/endorse/support something heavily, usually to an irrational extent.

Examples being when people back something so much (style of martial arts, sports team) that they have to bring it up whenever possible and tell everybody how it's the best.
Stop being such a BJJ nutrider.

You nutriders won't accept anyone else's opinions.
nutrider by Someone else March 23, 2005