nurso
a male nurse
nurso by koolgurl123 September 20, 2018
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Ointment Nurse
A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.”
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
Ointment Nurse by Bill Brasky the man June 19, 2018
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nurso • Nursoltan • nurse • nursena • nurbo • Nursel • nurse practitioner • Nurse Ratched • nursah • Nursen
Nurse Practitioner
A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
Nurse Practitioner by DrHouse297 June 27, 2019
Nursultan Tulyakbay
Borat's pissed off neighbor who has to equal whatever Borat does or has. Often is seen scowling at Borat, with a pissed off look because he is scowling for being pissed off at Borat, cause he is pissed at Borat because Borat has better stuff. Can also be spotted with Ipod Mini, which is for little girls
Nursultan Tulyakbay by RM85racer July 4, 2010
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nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017
Nurse Practitioner
Nurse Practitioner by Honesty's Not Dead April 8, 2020
Nurse Kitty
My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.
Nurse Kitty by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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