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A frozen slushy drink that is not an officially branded Slurpee. An imitation/bootleg Slurpee.

Nurpee = Not a Slurpee
A Nurpee just doesn't taste the same as an authentic Slurpee from 7-11.

She really wanted a Slurpee, but, there wasn't a 7-11 nearby so she had to settle for a Nurpee from the gas station.
Nurpee by JonnyHurt March 16, 2020
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the act of grabbing another being or animal's nipple, firmly pinching it and the quickly twisting. Also see purple nurple.
1. Get Slurpee with that nurpee
2. EEEEEE Nurpee
nurpee by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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a state of being in which you are past the point of exhaustion and have rebooted into an artificial energy.

signs of "nurpie" are as such: many things (most of them, completely ridiculous) seem hilarious to you, you make strange remarks, you ramble on and on about random things, you have conversations with yourself, and uncontrollable laughter occurs.

most commonly occurs between the hours of midnight and four am. naturally, most often involving teenagers.

"nurpie" is basically the same thing as "slap happy"...it just sounds more appealing.
charlotte- "..no i just called her, she was going to...oh my gosh! look at that chip! it looks exactly like president nixon. you know what?..i don't even know what that dude looked like, so nevermind. i have to pee. have you ever wondered why "p"?...why not "f" or one of the other twenty-four letters? you know what?..i bet if letters were like people, all the letters would be prejudiced against "p" because he's associated with urination."

logan- "uhhh..yeah. someone's a little nurpie tonight. frick."
nurpie by copelotte May 24, 2008
tHe coolest person in the world! a beaUtiful, caring, and intelligent perSon. who'll never lie, cheat or Steal.
OMG that girls such a Nureen :D
Nureen by Hattari October 21, 2008

Pruple Nurple 

Twisting someone's nipple (nurple) until it bruises.
Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
Pruple Nurple by $hIti0T June 16, 2014

Purple-Nurple 

This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister
"You retarded homo-curious asscrack, don't you dare give me a purple-nurple"
Purple-Nurple by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004
Forceful pressure applied to one's nipple by another living thing. Varieties of nurples are defined by the color of the skin surrounding the areola post-nurple, the ideal post-nurple coloration being violet; hence, 'purple nurple.'
Popping out of the shadows, he deftly clamped his thumb and forefinger down upon Dave's nipple- a purple nurple had been administered.
Nurple by LuckyDuck May 5, 2004
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