Nurkle 

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

Nurkle by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

nurkle 

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

nurkle by thiudans November 22, 2006

Ba-nurkle-durkle 

The act of slouching in bed after a long night of banana-balling. Many belief that an honest ba-nurkle-durkle can only be achieved by being a total machine in the sheets. This is true. A banurkle-durkle requires both stamina and absolute focus to aquire perfection, but is paired with the classy lazyness of a hurkle-durkle.

1: Wanna tag along to the corner store? 2: Nah dude, this buzzin' chick I took home last night gave me crazy Banana Balls, and now I'm in total Ba-nurkle-durkle mode

Ba-nurkle-durkle by LilWormy June 16, 2023

nukles 

a name i was called by a guy making fun of my name nuklyex while i was raiding his stream

"whats this guys name?"
"nu-nu, nukles?"
me-"kill me"

nukles by nuklyex October 22, 2019

nuckledude 

Roblox creator and star known for epic gameplay and games.

Nuckledude? Yeah I know him he made those sick games on Roblox and is mad at obis

nuckledude by Tootlama June 28, 2020

Fuzzy nurdles 

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.

"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"

Fuzzy nurdles by K H July 25, 2008

nuklean 

its like a joe mama joke but it only works in german.Be sure to add hurensohn at the end of it

Sohn: Hey dad kennst du nuklean
Das: Nein mein Sohn. Was ist nuklean?
Sohn: Nukelan meinen eiern du Hurensohn

nuklean by nukleanmeineneiern October 2, 2021