Definitions by MikulAbbott
Plip
(n) the sound made by the first piece of a two piece poo as it hits the toilet water, immediately followed by the sound 'plop' as the 2nd piece hits the water. Often results in a bit of toilet water shooting up your bum-hole because it hasn't had enough time to close up after the 2nd piece of poo fell out. Can have its benefits as it can have the same effect as using a bidet ...... of course this actually depends on where the event actually happens during the process of your poo !
Plip by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009
Winkerty
(adj) Description of something that someone has done, or made (usually a movement or skill) which is completed, but looks odd ..... but they do it !
Winkerty by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009
Nurkle
A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !
Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"
Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"
Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"
Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"
Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"
Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"
Coach: "Nurkle !"
Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"
Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"
Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"
Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"
Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"
Coach: "Nurkle !"
Nurkle by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009
Pring
(verb) A form of vertical movement, closely associated with trampolining & cheerleading (not gymnastics). Pring describes a conscious, bigger effort to jump, throw or move a body vertically upwards whilst performing a skill. A sort of cross between 'spring' and 'ping' !
Pring by MikulAbbott April 4, 2009