numpiness

When you cut off the circulation to your male genitalia, so that you lose feeling in it. ( = numb penis)

I sat on the John too long, now I've got a bad case of numpiness.

by Handleswatermusic November 1, 2017

numbness

to not feel.

"This numbness is never ending."

by Inarin October 16, 2017

Un-numbness

the feeling of getting your feeling back after being numb.

Regaining of the power to feel or move normally

AFTER SPENDING TWO HOURS AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY THE UN-NUMBNESS SETS IN!!!

by RODGER SKIP SMITH February 5, 2010

iPod touch Numbness

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.

Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"

by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

nappiness

The experience of happiness derived from taking a nap.

“After I wake rested from a good mid-afternoon Saturday nap, I experience pure nappiness.”

by SalvyZ July 2, 2019

nursiness

Strict attention to protocol especially in a clinical setting, such as sterile technique.

Nurse Deb: “Dr. J here’s an alcohol swab for connecting that bag of pain medicine “
Dr J: “Not required, this isn’t a port... but I appreciate your level of Nursiness”

by JewcyDeb August 26, 2020

Numbness

What I feel all the time.
😊😕

This numbness is consuming me.

by Snow & Scars March 17, 2019