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What I feel all the time.
😊😕
This numbness is consuming me.
Numbness by Snow & Scars March 17, 2019

Un-numbness

the feeling of getting your feeling back after being numb.

Regaining of the power to feel or move normally
AFTER SPENDING TWO HOURS AT THE DENTIST, FINALLY THE UN-NUMBNESS SETS IN!!!
Un-numbness by RODGER SKIP SMITH February 5, 2010

iPod touch Numbness 

The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.
Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"
iPod touch Numbness by RiiVERB February 27, 2009

Email Numbness

The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
Email Numbness by TrueWillis February 21, 2011

COS-numbness 

The feeling of not caring about how hard COS modules are because you've already made it passed data structures and algorithms...no future COS module can faze you atp
I passed COS 212 I have reached COS-numbness

Numbners 

The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.
Numbners by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 25, 2011