Numphy 

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

Numphy 

The feeling you get when you're comfy and snuggled up while wrapped in a blanket or a loved one's arms, can be in bed or anywhere else equally as comfortable.

E.g I'm feeling quite numphs in bed and I don't think I'll leave it today.

I had to get to work but I was too numphy to get out of bed, so I called in sick.

Numphy by LDBT July 23, 2015

Numphy 

A person you do not like, someone resembling a knome or leprachaun. Or with a weird look about them in general. A bitch, dumbass, shit-starter, asshole. Can be male/female. Normally short, and fat and extremely annoying.

Why do people even talk to him? He's a effing numphy.

Numphy by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

numphy 

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-

"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."

numphy by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012

Numpty Crew 

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Numpty 

Scottish usage:
a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

a) "No. That wisnae wit she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving with no lights on!"

Numpty by cargo_4 May 20, 2004

numpty muffin

A derogatory term used in Anti-French alliances conveying the complete utter distain for the French nationality.

“Pretty soon we’ll wipe all these numpty muffins off the face of the planet.”

numpty muffin by Matestreymy May 17, 2019