nuketella

the definition of the most powerful bomb, but Nutella. I slapped it once.... i killed a total of 7,862 people and 97,357 animals so don't touch it u poopyhead

person 1 :i slaped a nuketella
person to u dumb f#%ker

by RETARDED 69 NUTCRACKER October 12, 2021

Creamy Nutella

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

Nutellabetes

Nutellabetes is what you get as a result of eating too much Nutella. As we all know, Nutella is very addicting, and this addiction can become a problem, with the consequences of getting Nutellabetes. When you are diagnosed with Nutellabetes, your blood type becomes Nutella and you sweat Hazelnut. There is no known cure for the disease, and the only way to prevent it is to put the damn Nutella jar down.

Hey, Mom! Can we buy some Nutella?" "No, Haley. You're going to get Nutellabetes from eating that so much!

by Checkboo. May 2, 2011

nutella job

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

Nutella

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

Nutellagasm

A sweet, savory, orgasmic type of reaction, often experienced when one has the first bite of Nutella, and during every bite of Nutella.

*Phone call*
Janey: And then he was like, we should hag out at the movies sometime.
Macey: (silence)
Janey: Hello?
Macey: Sorry! I had a nutellagasm and lost my ability to talk.

by meeeeeeeeeeeouch November 27, 2011

Nutellamis

A holiday consisting of consuming Nutella. During festivities, you run a train or a gangbang on a goth chick.

Celebrated annually on June 25th.

Man, we gotta ask out that big tiddy goth chick if she’ll join us this Nutellamis.

by jesusmountain July 9, 2020