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1. The collective term for more than one Nub (usually thought of as nubs)
2. A fat Nub
3. Jack Thompson
1. Any clan on Counter Strike that has not been banned for "haxxoring"
2. See "Angry German Kid"
3. Jack: "Games are all Murder Simulators"
Gamer: "Fuck You Nubwad"
LOLCat: "I can has cheezburgerz?"
Jack: "Cheezburgerz are all Murder Simulators"
nubwad by Shakey247 January 5, 2008
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Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.
That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.
Nutwad by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009
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Nubway is when a bitch has no arms and trys to have sex. Its gross.
Dom dom jerks off to porn featuring nubway.
nubway by Brendon Clift March 14, 2007
someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker
she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river
nutwad by princessnutwad September 26, 2010
Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.
She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.

nubwangler 

a chronic addict to crack cocaine who has type 2 diabetes and lives in a decomposed hobbit hole
you bumbling nubwangler
nubwangler by choclitmilkkk May 4, 2023
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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