Nutwad

Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.

That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.

by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009

nutwad

someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker

she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river

by princessnutwad September 26, 2010

Nutwall

A pretentious person who says or writes something that is meant to be profound but ends up being bullshit. Often thinks they are deep but they are just spouting incomprehensible nonsense.

"I read the book for class today and, god, the author sounds like such a nutwall"

by electromyography March 2, 2018

nutwaft

The waft of warm air that escapes a mans shorts when he moves. Usually due to being hot or unhygienic.

ew. he just made a nutwaft.

by 100nutsack August 23, 2014

nitwad

A name you call someone when they are acting like an idiot.

Jordan stop being a nitwad and put the hammer down before you hurt youself.

by lilaccatlover May 29, 2017

nutwarmer

a chick that only stays your girlfriend during the winter months, and she only has one purpose and is usually ugly and or fat

man that chick is ugly
yeah but shes a great nutwarmer

by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

Nutnade

To stomp on any type of container filled with ranch and it explodes out everywhere.

Bro, did you see the nutnade I set off. It drenched everyone in the courtyard.

by Arcia January 25, 2019