Nutwad

Irrational, unstable, deranged or mentally ill person with whom you are forced to deal in order to get through life.

That old nutwad at the BMV started spewing about her cats. All I wanted was my freaking license.

by Andrew the Coiner January 3, 2009

Nutwade

Nutwade as in a technique used bye a male (or female with
store bought latex balls) which are placed, shoved, inserted into the females koochie, vagina, and love hole.

A load men leave in there jeans when they can't pull it out quick enough.

A stupid ass person, usually a male that is drunk and slobbery, thinking he is cool but is not, usually stumbling in a crowd of non-drunks.

She slapped the Nutwade across his face just before he hit the pavement.

by The Dweeb with Johnny and RaRa November 16, 2010

nutwad

someone who wants to get rid of thier stalker

she wanted to be a nutwad and put him in a wicker basket with his suitcase and dump him in the river

by princessnutwad September 26, 2010