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Definitions by Drache

An expression used when disappointed or aggravated about one's current situation.
Sounds similar to the German word Fliegen or Flöten, meaning to fly/to pipe.
Friend: You aren't gonna make it...
Person: *misses* floogen

Or

*messes up copying job for the fifth time in a row* FLOOGEN!
floogen by Drache June 9, 2005

Shitpretzel 

Someone who acts like a pile of dog feces. (Appearance is pile of canine feces in the shape of a pretzel).
Our teacher said he wasn't going to give us homework but he did! What a shitpretzel.

<OR>

Drache met the most ignorant Shitpretzel today while playing Everquest.
Shitpretzel by Drache September 8, 2003

Captain Newbmeister 

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
Captain Newbmeister by Drache September 8, 2003