3 definitions by Drache

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.
Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!
by Drache September 9, 2003
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An expression used when disappointed or aggravated about one's current situation.
Sounds similar to the German word Fliegen or Flöten, meaning to fly/to pipe.
Friend: You aren't gonna make it...
Person: *misses* floogen

Or

*messes up copying job for the fifth time in a row* FLOOGEN!
by Drache June 3, 2005
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Someone who acts like a pile of dog feces. (Appearance is pile of canine feces in the shape of a pretzel).
Our teacher said he wasn't going to give us homework but he did! What a shitpretzel.

<OR>

Drache met the most ignorant Shitpretzel today while playing Everquest.
by Drache September 9, 2003
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