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hot chocolate nutcracker
1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
hot chocolate nutcracker by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018
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nutcracker
A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
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Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
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nutcracked
To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
nutcracked by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012
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