An advanced form of noob, newbie, or nub. A person that is extremely inexperienced at whatever game is being played. Usually 9-12 year olds that talk alot of shit online. They are promptly killed/kicked/banned.
by TylerTehNubSlayer February 7, 2008
Get the nubcracker mug.1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018
Get the hot chocolate nutcracker mug.A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
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Get the nutcracker mug.by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008
Get the Jefferson Nutcracker mug.Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008
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Get the Glazed Nutcracker mug.To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
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"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
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"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012
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