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nsfbf by huffylover January 24, 2008
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NSFWFH
Not Safe For Work From Home
NFBFU
Stands for New Facebook Fuck Up.
When you intend on replying to someone's wall post and you end up updating your status instead.
When you intend on replying to someone's wall post and you end up updating your status instead.
NFBFU by MustangLife May 4, 2009
NSFFB
Not Safe For Face Book
Usually Posted in a status reply when something posted on Face Book is better suited to be explained in person to avoid ridicule or worse.
Usually Posted in a status reply when something posted on Face Book is better suited to be explained in person to avoid ridicule or worse.
1) Joe Schmo- work sucked
Jane doe- really what happened
Joe Schmo- NSFFB. call me.
2) Joe Schmoe -I just got fired from work and dumped by my girlfriend all for getting tagged in a picture. I guess when you smoke weed with a naked girl make sure there are no cameras around, thanx Jim. Some pics are NSFFB.
Jane doe- really what happened
Joe Schmo- NSFFB. call me.
2) Joe Schmoe -I just got fired from work and dumped by my girlfriend all for getting tagged in a picture. I guess when you smoke weed with a naked girl make sure there are no cameras around, thanx Jim. Some pics are NSFFB.
NSFFB by InfinitWizdumb March 9, 2010
NSFF
Man I don't want to see your junk on my facebook feed, that shit is "NSFF."
p.s.
I am both impressed and intimidated by the post
p.s.
I am both impressed and intimidated by the post
NSFF by Shoe Sniffer November 18, 2010
NSBF
Stands for "No Sex Boy Friend"
A guy in your life who calls you every hour, gets mad when you don't call him back, gets all emotional about your relationship but have absolutely no SEX with each other at all!!! aka. your best guy friend in the entire world or your boy friend without any perks, opposite of friends with benefits
A guy in your life who calls you every hour, gets mad when you don't call him back, gets all emotional about your relationship but have absolutely no SEX with each other at all!!! aka. your best guy friend in the entire world or your boy friend without any perks, opposite of friends with benefits
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