NFBFU

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Stands for New Facebook Fuck Up.
When you intend on replying to someone's wall post and you end up updating your status instead.

Jacob: Damn! I meant to reply to your post but I pulled a NFBFU!
Megan: You're ridiculous.

NFBFU by MustangLife May 4, 2009

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nubfuck

To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.

Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."

nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

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nbfu

Natural Born Fuck Up.
Someone who fucks up daily without meaning to.

Guy1: Aw dude I broke my phone last night and today I crashed my car!

Guy2: You're such a NBFU dude!

nbfu by NathanielB November 2, 2015

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nobfuck

a fucking idiot

don't steal my ball you nobfuck

nobfuck by Daveboy j December 17, 2008

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NEBFU

An acronym for "Nice Enough But Fucking Useless"; usually used in an office or other working environment to refer to people that are friendly in nature but cannot deliver on even the most basic of tasks.

These people are always 'dropping the ball' or even unwilling to 'pick it up' so to speak.

She knew the damn report was due today! All I can say is "NEBFU"!!

NEBFU by Hoksip March 17, 2013

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NubFuck

Yet another nub variation. This one meaning more than Uber-n00b. This is someone who would totaly suck at life and all things like it. (anyone who knows about G.G. Alen will understand this)

go away you nubfuck!! you totaly suck at wanting to be 1337 you horse raming little shit!

NubFuck by RootsRadical December 13, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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