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To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."
nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006
Related Words
NFBFU NubFuck nbfu NEBFU nobfuck
Natural Born Fuck Up.
Someone who fucks up daily without meaning to.
Guy1: Aw dude I broke my phone last night and today I crashed my car!

Guy2: You're such a NBFU dude!
nbfu by NathanielB November 2, 2015
don't steal my ball you nobfuck
nobfuck by Daveboy j December 17, 2008
An acronym for "Nice Enough But Fucking Useless"; usually used in an office or other working environment to refer to people that are friendly in nature but cannot deliver on even the most basic of tasks.

These people are always 'dropping the ball' or even unwilling to 'pick it up' so to speak.
She knew the damn report was due today! All I can say is "NEBFU"!!
NEBFU by Hoksip March 17, 2013
Yet another nub variation. This one meaning more than Uber-n00b. This is someone who would totaly suck at life and all things like it. (anyone who knows about G.G. Alen will understand this)
go away you nubfuck!! you totaly suck at wanting to be 1337 you horse raming little shit!
NubFuck by RootsRadical December 13, 2004