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I have something to send to you, but it's nsfgf
nsfgf by huffylover January 24, 2008
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Nightshift GFE = Nightshift Girl Friend Experience. The term GFE, while understood to mean "girl friend experience" is specifically defined by Nightshift(nightshift.co) as "GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, fiv, and MSOG"
My date and I had a wonderful NSGFE time.
NSGFE by Snight May 9, 2016
Related Words
nsfgf • NSFF • NSFG • NSGF • NGFGFY • nsfbf • NSFFB • NSFFGB • NSFWFH • nsfwftw
Not Safe For FormerGolfer's Bed. Used to denote seemingly appropriate material that would not be safe for redraidersports.com's subscriber FormerGolfer's wife to see in bed.
Example- OT: Women in Burqas (NSFFGB)
NSFFGB by SAmatador July 7, 2010
Content, usually a photo that is inappropriate for the work place is deemed NSFW (not safe for work) as co-workers may be offended. With shelter-in-place rules due to COVID-19, many people are working from home with family present.

NSFWFH is the modern variation of NSFW.
NSFWFH by DrRascal March 28, 2020
No Sex GirlFriend (noun). A girl who you share all the girlfriend experiences with but you don't have sex.
"Dude, you're stuck in a full-blown NSGF situation. You may as well start banging!"
NSGF by secretuser420 February 20, 2018
Not Safe For Face Book

Usually Posted in a status reply when something posted on Face Book is better suited to be explained in person to avoid ridicule or worse.
1) Joe Schmo- work sucked

Jane doe- really what happened

Joe Schmo- NSFFB. call me.

2) Joe Schmoe -I just got fired from work and dumped by my girlfriend all for getting tagged in a picture. I guess when you smoke weed with a naked girl make sure there are no cameras around, thanx Jim. Some pics are NSFFB.
NSFFB by InfinitWizdumb March 9, 2010
Not Safe For Facebook
Man I don't want to see your junk on my facebook feed, that shit is "NSFF."

p.s.
I am both impressed and intimidated by the post
NSFF by Shoe Sniffer November 18, 2010
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