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a way to describe NO!! without sounding too harsh. Pronounced no-z-ls, it is a feminine exclamation that can be used in a jocular manner or can be said with severity and get a guy to stop shagging you when you dont want it.
It must be said in a girly voice.

oh nozzles!! not my toes!!
oh nozzles, struan, i want chocolate cake!!
oh nozzles, im having sex!! NOZZLES!!!!

nozzles by Bugsy Scotland M January 19, 2008

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joose nozzles

Used in conjunction with a joose-bag, the joose nozzles are used singularly as a tip of which is inserted into the rectum. This is to facilitate the process of receiving an alcohol enema. This is commonly known as "getting joosed," due to the use of the Joose brand flavored and caffeinated alcohol beverage as the alcohol of choice.

The joose nozzle can be of varying size, diameter, and length, depending on the experience of the recipient.

Pictures of a joose nozzle can be found here (section 6):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Hey Leeroy! Make sure you sanitize them joose nozzles before you stick any of em in your ass and get joosed!

joose nozzles by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

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milk nozzles

The mammory glands of a male/female

Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!

milk nozzles by brefunk March 10, 2006

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snuggle nuzzle nozzles

large breasts that are big enough to snuggle and nuzzle

Did you see Emily's snuggle nuzzle nozzles? She should wear sweaters more often!

snuggle nuzzle nozzles by OceanSpawned November 11, 2008

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Nozzle Sniffer

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.

I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.

Nozzle Sniffer by mzshank January 23, 2011

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meat nozzle

The opening in your butt used mostly for dispensing fecal matter accompanying liquid and gas. You know, your "meat"

Excuse me, I have to exercise the meat nozzle.

meat nozzle by Diego Mendez July 1, 2012

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rawr xd nuzzles chu

1. What edgy teens say.
2. Pure cringe.
3. Just don't say it.

Person 1: Rawr xd *nuzzles chu*
Person 2: Rawwwrrr nuzzies!!! uwu

rawr xd *nuzzles chu* by Neko Nya~ November 5, 2017

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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