mammory
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mammory observatory
Steve--"Let's go check out the new Mammory Observatory Chuck."
Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."
Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."
Chuck--"I would rather check out guys."
Steve--"We're no longer friends Chuck."
mammory observatory by oafanosu September 17, 2007
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Mammory-lock
The resulting fixation when someone with a nice or just particularly large pair of tits enters your immediate vicinity. Similar to the target-lock of modern laser, heat or radar guided weapons. Can also result from females wearing thin fabrics (sans bra), erect nipples and notable cleavage. Males and Females alike can attain a 'lock-on' status regardless of sexual orientation.
1. Yep, that look on Jason's face is definitely a sign of mammory-lock.
2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.
2. The shirt Nicole was wearing made it impossible not to have a mammory-lock-on.
Mammory-lock by cman5186 May 2, 2013
repressed mammary
repressed mammary by NiraMillson December 21, 2016
mammary suffocation
Covering of the airways with female (sometimes fat-ass male) breast(s) for an extended period, resulting in Asphyxiation.
A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.
In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.
See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
A common accident, seen in activities such as motorboating, BDSM, cowgirl stylecoitus and cockboob sandwiches.
As mammary suffocation requires both airways to become immersed and enveloped in plentiful amounts of adipose breast tissue, it usually involves breasts (racks,knockers,bazingas,tig ol bitties, boobies,etc.) of bat-shit epic proportions.
In recent years, popular culture has depicted mammary suffocation in such a way as to emphasize its epicly awesome nature. An unnamed survey reported 9 out of 10 men would give up their left nut, if it meant that their eventual cause of death would be via mammary suffocation.
See also: Hindenburg Disaster, For whom the cowbell tolls, rackout, Hooker Headlock
Jim: "Bro, Helga has such a big rack. I could motorboat those all day everyday."
Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."
Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
Bob: "You say that now, but everyone else who's tried ended up dead from mammary suffocation."
Jim: "AWESOME. I'm in."
mammary suffocation by Ike21 April 27, 2014
mammary glands
mammary glands by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014
Mammorize
to remember a woman's breasts for the purpose of future masturbation; to store the image of breasts in the spank bank.
Mammorize by elliotclayton October 29, 2012
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