noustache
After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.
noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008
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noustache
have you ever seen a noustache?
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ketchup moustache
When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
ketchup moustache by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
Pork Scotch Moustache
A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Pork Scotch Moustache by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
Moustachery
Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.
Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010
kellers moustache
1. A KELLERS MOUSTACHE is when a male performs oral copulation upon another man, in a manner that is more homoerotic than normal homosexual acts.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
2. A mustachioed gentleman who has an insatiable craving for the taste of another man's ejaculate.
I couldn't afford any more points on my license so I had to give the cop with the German accent a Kellers Moustache.
kellers moustache by Espaldas Rompio February 16, 2017
yogurt moustache
yogurt moustache by Zincster November 14, 2004
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