Nustache

A. When you intentionally ejaculate onto your partner's upper lip in a manner that forms a moustache of jizzum.

B. When you get jizz in your mustache from a vigorous felatio session.

Guy 1: Bro I heard you hooked up with Jan Levinson Gould last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Nustache! She looked like Sam Elliot!

by Not Michael Scott March 7, 2022

noustache

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.

After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.

by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008

nutstache

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.

1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache

by A Friend September 3, 2003

Nostache

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.

"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."

by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014

Nostache

Hair visible above the upper lip that grow and protrude out of a man's Nostrils appearing like a Nose moustaches.

Example 1: Man get rid of these nostaches.
Example 2: He has so many Nostaches that he can barely breathe through his Nose.

by medicophilic August 1, 2014

noustache

a moustache having sex

have you ever seen a noustache?

by FPM June 7, 2007

Nutstache

When you shave your nether regions so that the pubic hair between your penis and testicles resembles a lush mustache.

Extra points for waxing the ends.

“So what’s up with you, my man?”

“Not much guy; just workin’ on a fresh nutstache.”

by NightFallInc June 24, 2020