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Chuffing Noughts 

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..
"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."
no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.
Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..
nought by missmac@ya March 24, 2009

naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.
"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."
naughts and crosses by CasioClay December 18, 2007

noughtpointfourlive 

He’s a clickbait youtuber who makes his videos 10 minuets long to put 8 ads in his videos to make more ad revenue and clickbaits with yellow arrows
Friend: Hey bro you should sub to noughtpointfourlive

Me: HELL NO HE CLICKBAITS TO MUCH
clickbaits
noughtpointfourlive by Jeffywhylol January 29, 2018
Another way to say zero. Not used very often.
Bill: Nought... One...
Jim: Nought?
Bill: Zero, dammit!
Nought by Anonymous March 20, 2005
Q: Did you know what nought meant before using the Urban Dictionary?

A: Nought.
nought by gags April 21, 2004