Noughteens 

The decade after the Noughties, but before the 2020's

People talk about the 70s, 80s, 90s & noughties, but people often glaze over mentally when they cannot properly describe the 10 years after the noughties.

Sam: How long have you known that female superstar DJ bruv? Do you go way back?
James: Ages mate. Well not since 1990longtime, but well, we met sometime in the mid noughteens bruv. So, like 10 years now....

Noughteens by CleverDick2014 March 4, 2025

noughties 

a cooler way of saying 2000s. it's that decade we're in now, you know, the one between the ''tens'' and the ''nineties''.

"the biggest selling singer of the Noughties"

noughties by Martha's_Cellmate November 3, 2004

the noughties 

Disappointing sequel to the nineties and preview of how bad the 21st century was going to be.

The noughties was when 9/11, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the 2008 recession happened. What an awful decade! Thank God it's over.

the noughties by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 29, 2017

Noughties 

A game you can play with your Sky remote.

You may have noticed, if you press the '0' button on your remote it will appear, as if you intend to change the channel for approximately 10 seconds before disappearing.
If you press the '0' button four times in a row, a red error message will occur that reads 'Channel Unavailable'.
Well, in the art of Noughties, the aim is to make this message occur in the longest time possible, i.e. wait as long as possible before pressing the next '0' without the previous '0' disappearing and continue this until the message occurs.

The maximum possible time is 30 seconds.

Guy 1: Mann this shit is boring, why are we even watching it?
Guy 2: I dunno.. fancy a game of Noughties?
Guy 1: Ok, i'll time you!

Noughties by lameguy56 October 13, 2008