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naughts and crosses

A repetitive, addictive, yet oddly pleasurable game for two.
A grid of nine boxes is drawn. The players pick their symbol (a naught or a cross), then take turns to fill a box with their individual symbol. The winner is the first to complete a line of three symbols - diagonally, horizontally, or vertically. The loser will then immediatly demand a rematch.
This game is often played on the back rows of classrooms and lecture threatres in schools and Universities across the world.
"Please play naughts and crosses with me before I bite my own tongue off in boredom."
naughts and crosses by CasioClay December 18, 2007

naughty body

A girl with silky long hair, nice breast's, firm butt, a cute smile and know's how to please a man in bed.
Chad's wife is homely looking so he fuck's Keirsten cause she has a naughty body!
naughty body by SlopNChop June 7, 2016

Naughty Doddy 

The American tradition of throwing a party on the 23rd night of December, used to expel all naughty spirits before Santa checks his list for the final time.
Guy 1: "You hitting the Naughty Doddy tonight?"
Guy 2: "Absolutely, I need to get rid of some naughty baggage before Christ is born."
Naughty Doddy by NaughtyDaddy December 7, 2019

Naughty Vegan 

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.
Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.
Naughty Vegan by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

Naughty Boy 

A 30 year old man that goes by the name Shahid who argues with teenage girls who love the famous boyband one direction. Also known as a boyband ruiner because he manipulated Zayn Malik to leave One Direction in the middle of a world tour to go put a song on soundcloud. Usually called a sausage or any other greasy food because he's always sweaty. Also had a hit song called "La La La" featuring Sam Smith but Sam Smith is the only reason the song was popular for the short amount of time.
Girl 1: Who's that guy Naughty Boy.
Girl 2: Some sausage who's the reason Zayn Malik left One Direction.
Girl 1: Oh now I hate him.
Naughty Boy by Rockmeharry April 3, 2015