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no, nothing, not really, never.. basically a negative answer to simple questions.
Are you going out tonight? Nought..
Where you there? Nought.. decieded to gve last night a miss..
nought by missmac@ya March 24, 2009
Possessing the consistency of nougat. Any object or person that looks really soft or tasty.
That candy bar tastes really nougaty.

That bikini looks really nougaty on you.
Nougaty by phantomballerina October 16, 2009
1) Sweet, sticky, candy that can be found inside of Milky Ways, Snickers, etc.

2) According to Jamie Foxx at the 2004 ESPY awards, someone who is a medium toned skin. (ex, Tayshaun Prince, Jason Kidd??)
1) Gimme that snickers bar! I want a taste of that nougat!!!

2) Tayshaun Prince, you're my nougat. ;-)
nougat by Rachel July 25, 2004

noughtpointfourlive 

He’s a clickbait youtuber who makes his videos 10 minuets long to put 8 ads in his videos to make more ad revenue and clickbaits with yellow arrows
Friend: Hey bro you should sub to noughtpointfourlive

Me: HELL NO HE CLICKBAITS TO MUCH
clickbaits
noughtpointfourlive by Jeffywhylol January 29, 2018

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
a word that james phelps commented under rupert grints first instagram post
nougat
nougat by rudypankowswifeđŸ˜ș November 11, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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