rupert

a code word used by many for marijuana

im goin to smoke up that rupert today

by desibaby March 14, 2005

rupert

russian word meaning "quick death"

rupert murdoch

by Jake Jarmel May 25, 2004

rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

rupert

some gay-ass cartoon bear who hangs around with some gay-ass dog (or whatever the hell it is)named Pongping and goes on dumb adventures with talking animals.

Yo, that dude rupert is gay!!

by SLK May 22, 2004

rupert

a small town in Idaho

"hey did you know that rupert is the christmas city of idaho"

by c-walker December 19, 2011

Rupert

British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.

What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...

by Savage Henry June 10, 2005

Rupert

Military slang.
A nickname for an officer.

Not neccesarily derrogatory.

by Diego November 14, 2003