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A man who claims to be sexually attracted to men but is neither top nor bottom and therefore a nottom. Not to be confused with versatile, a nottom is not into anal sex at all.
Person 1: Is he a top or a bottom?
Person 2: Neither.
Person 1: Oh, he’s vers.
Person 2: No man, he’s a nottom. He won’t do any ass play any way at all.
Person 1: What kind of weird shit is that?
Person 2: *shrugs*
nottom by beefyN June 16, 2018

Nötthipô 

I needed to shit out my window cause there's no bathroom at work, but it was a nötthipô on my boss and I am now unemployed, Fucks sake asda

Nocturnal Weiner Party 

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.
When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

Notrumpanzees

People who go ape regarding Trump.
The Notrumpanzees were making a racket at the news regarding Trump!
Notrumpanzees by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

nocturno culto 

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthrone since 1988.
He has been also in the band Satyricon.
Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.
Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.
nocturno culto by Damaso June 25, 2005

nocturnal flatulence 

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.
My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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