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Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?
*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*
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Something you can say if you are very high on weed that tells other people you have no idea whats going on, don't care and are in a relaxed or excited mood.
I got really high and my friends said I wouldn't stop saying noonka
noonka by zrascal November 29, 2009
someone who does nothing right, a useless piece of crap... its monday morning everyday for this person.
oh no!! adam cockfield is such a noonka!
noonka by carnifolk March 4, 2009

notonliner 

Someone who steadfastly refuses to join the world of texting, e-mailing, etc. (noun)
to notonline (verb)
You can't reach him by e-mail, he's a notonliner.
notonliner by Aleta Durant March 24, 2008
A term referred to as the removal of one certain person of a group, entity, enterprise or situation by a group of people who wish to impeach said person
That person is going to get nononked from the group
Nononk by Nononkback January 13, 2021