noonka

Something you can say if you are very high on weed that tells other people you have no idea whats going on, don't care and are in a relaxed or excited mood.

I got really high and my friends said I wouldn't stop saying noonka

by zrascal November 29, 2009

noonka

someone who does nothing right, a useless piece of crap... its monday morning everyday for this person.

oh no!! adam cockfield is such a noonka!

by carnifolk March 4, 2009

Noonka Poonka

Something you say when you stub your toe in front of a group of two year olds and words like *shit* or *fuck* are out of the question. Also a mild reference to Oompa Loompas, because who doesn't love orange midgets?

*Peter stubs his toe against the table during an intense game of The floor is lava"
Peter: Noonka Poonka!
Little Kids: Noooo sillly! It's OOMPA LOOMPA! *erupts in a fit of giggles*
*Peter collapses in pain*

by Because I am right August 10, 2010