notnutter

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A person who doesn't eat nuts. Either because they are allergic, don't like them, feel bad for them or have some other unresolved issues with nuts, possibly cause by a troubled childhood.

Do you want some nuts?

No, I'm a notnutter

notnutter by Gustav Onsberg August 11, 2018

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Nutputter

1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.

2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.

Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!

I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!

Nutputter by TheLastPanker July 9, 2010

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nutbutter

n. cum

I churned up some nutbutter on the sheets.

nutbutter by Anonymous November 6, 2003

nutbutter

Swamp ass of the balls.

Damn this muthafuckin' heat, I have a serious case of nutbutter.

nutbutter by mun0z November 24, 2002

nutbutterface

A butterface nutted

Dredd nutbuttered the nutbutterface slo'mo like cheese.

nutbutterface by GhorHoor November 18, 2020

'nutbutter

n. An abbreviated form of "Peanut Butter".

Charlie- "I'm hungry. Do you have any PB&J?"

Kyle- "Yeah great idea!. No wait, I'm out of 'nutbutter."

'nutbutter by Lil'Sexy727 September 3, 2010

Nutbutter

1. The act of using sperm as butter on toast.
2. Saved sperm in a jar.

Lily sure loves her nutbutter, yea shes a freak.

Nutbutter by Seg_x January 13, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026