notious 

someone who's good at hocus-pocus but doesn't know how to spell

Steven: Damn bro she thick!
Drake: Nah man she's notious

Steven: She's a witch?! We outta here

notious by umnotious October 31, 2020

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

notions 

Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.

"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."

notions by mmuty April 24, 2018

noxious farts 

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans

Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

noxious farts by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

NoxiousNet 

A steam group and gaming community created by William "Jetboom" Moodhe, who is most well known for created the "Zombie Survival" game mode for Garry's mod. This community is well known for their outlandish sense of humor, lack of hospitality to newcomers, and their outright disapproval and hatred of Furries and Bronies. One notorious member of Noxiousnet who goes by the name of God-Emperor Takara is famous for bringing Furries and Bronies to their knees in a puddle of their own tears by the time they are done playing on the NoxiousNet server because of his constant expressed cynicism and ultimate hatred for the likes of them.

NoxiousNet is highly involved in the Garry's Mod community. The community has servers for games like Zombie Survival, Multiplayer TV, and the more recently added Retro-Teamplay. NoxiousNet's Zombie Survival server is their most popular, and involves new and less-experienced players attempting to defend against the oppressing zombie team, while veteran players relentlessly express their rage in at their incompetence using the chatbox and spamming voice commands.

__Example NoxiousNet Chatbox__

*player RainbowDash6969 has joined the server*
*relentless onslaught on brony ensues*
*player RainbowDash6969 has left the server*

IT'S A GUNSHIP DERKA
HAX YAY
LAG! UGHGHGH

NoxiousNet by hdhbeuebwhwj February 23, 2014

Noxious 

Radical, tubular, cool, amazing

"Did you see me shred that gnar?"
"Yeah, that was totally noxious, brah".

Noxious by etymologycrusader November 30, 2020

Ontimus Noticus 

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.

Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.

Ontimus Noticus by Kevbob October 4, 2006