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someone who's good at hocus-pocus but doesn't know how to spell
Steven: Damn bro she thick!
Drake: Nah man she's notious

Steven: She's a witch?! We outta here
notious by umnotious October 31, 2020
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Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.
"Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised."
notions by mmuty April 24, 2018

noxious farts 

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

NoxiousNet 

A steam group and gaming community created by William "Jetboom" Moodhe, who is most well known for created the "Zombie Survival" game mode for Garry's mod. This community is well known for their outlandish sense of humor, lack of hospitality to newcomers, and their outright disapproval and hatred of Furries and Bronies. One notorious member of Noxiousnet who goes by the name of God-Emperor Takara is famous for bringing Furries and Bronies to their knees in a puddle of their own tears by the time they are done playing on the NoxiousNet server because of his constant expressed cynicism and ultimate hatred for the likes of them.

NoxiousNet is highly involved in the Garry's Mod community. The community has servers for games like Zombie Survival, Multiplayer TV, and the more recently added Retro-Teamplay. NoxiousNet's Zombie Survival server is their most popular, and involves new and less-experienced players attempting to defend against the oppressing zombie team, while veteran players relentlessly express their rage in at their incompetence using the chatbox and spamming voice commands.
__Example NoxiousNet Chatbox__

*player RainbowDash6969 has joined the server*
*relentless onslaught on brony ensues*
*player RainbowDash6969 has left the server*

IT'S A GUNSHIP DERKA
HAX YAY
LAG! UGHGHGH
NoxiousNet by hdhbeuebwhwj February 23, 2014
"Did you see me shred that gnar?"
"Yeah, that was totally noxious, brah".
Noxious by etymologycrusader November 30, 2020

Ontimus Noticus 

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.
Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.
Ontimus Noticus by Kevbob October 4, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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