Hocus

Someone’s minge

I’ll pocus your hocus

by Silly Cunt72 October 3, 2018

Hocus

An amazing demi-god like person, or better known as the demon in your walls

Is that rats? No that's just Hocus in our walls again

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus

A little demon who lives in your walls, but is actually pretty chill

What was that noise?! Don't worry that's just Hocus. Probably brought snacks

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus

Blowing into someone’s asshole like you’re blowing up a balloon

…and then he asked me to Hocus him!

by Kal Fromwi August 2, 2025

hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007