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easily noticed by the untrained eye. obvious to a novice.
how do you know when your wifes pissed? man it's so novious.
novious by kpkpkpkpkpkp May 1, 2011
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something so painfully obvious it can be recognized by the least informed of people.
how couldnt you see she was crazy? its so novious!!!
novious by kevinadenpage May 10, 2011
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something so painfully obvious it can be picked up on by the least experienced of people.
you forgot to carry the one. How could you miss something so novious.
novious by kevinadenpage April 30, 2011

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

noxious farts 

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

NoxiousNet 

A steam group and gaming community created by William "Jetboom" Moodhe, who is most well known for created the "Zombie Survival" game mode for Garry's mod. This community is well known for their outlandish sense of humor, lack of hospitality to newcomers, and their outright disapproval and hatred of Furries and Bronies. One notorious member of Noxiousnet who goes by the name of God-Emperor Takara is famous for bringing Furries and Bronies to their knees in a puddle of their own tears by the time they are done playing on the NoxiousNet server because of his constant expressed cynicism and ultimate hatred for the likes of them.

NoxiousNet is highly involved in the Garry's Mod community. The community has servers for games like Zombie Survival, Multiplayer TV, and the more recently added Retro-Teamplay. NoxiousNet's Zombie Survival server is their most popular, and involves new and less-experienced players attempting to defend against the oppressing zombie team, while veteran players relentlessly express their rage in at their incompetence using the chatbox and spamming voice commands.
__Example NoxiousNet Chatbox__

*player RainbowDash6969 has joined the server*
*relentless onslaught on brony ensues*
*player RainbowDash6969 has left the server*

IT'S A GUNSHIP DERKA
HAX YAY
LAG! UGHGHGH
NoxiousNet by hdhbeuebwhwj February 23, 2014
"Did you see me shred that gnar?"
"Yeah, that was totally noxious, brah".
Noxious by etymologycrusader November 30, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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