etymologycrusader's definitions

2 AM shuffle

The act of hooking up with a less attractive college girl after midnight because of a lack of other options. It is transactional in nature; there is no sleeping over and it is a one-time occurrence.

"Phil, what'd you do last night"?

"Eh, just a bit of the 2 am shuffle"

by etymologycrusader September 24, 2019

Entymology

A word made up by people who don't know the difference between etymology (the study of word origins) and entomology (the study of insects).

u/etymologynerd single-handedly destroyed the r/entymology subreddit last year by pointing out that it's not a word.

by etymologycrusader January 1, 2019

Kirkland

The best undergraduate house at Harvard College

The guy from the princess bride who says "inconceivable" went to Kirkland.

by etymologycrusader June 28, 2021

hawk tuah

when you spit on that thang

"you gotta give him the hawk tuah and spit on that thing"

by etymologycrusader June 24, 2024

Noxious

Radical, tubular, cool, amazing

"Did you see me shred that gnar?"
"Yeah, that was totally noxious, brah".

by etymologycrusader November 30, 2020