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A polite ephamism for penis, which may be used in conversation where 'large throbbing cock' is inappropriate. Can be used in conjunction with "hocus" to describe the act of fornication.

David's pocus is my towering totem and holy idol of devotion.
"Joanna wouldn't shut up, so I whipped out my pocus and that fixed everything!!"

pocus by Dastardly debonair deep dangling Dave. January 11, 2006

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pocus

House with guns, women, and drugs

My baby mama is hanging out at the pocus. Agsin

pocus by banannahammock<3 UD! October 27, 2015

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Pocus Rolus

A Youtube channel that contains memes.

Pocus Rolus is the best Youtuber ever.

Pocus Rolus by Pocus Rolus October 21, 2021

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Focus Pocus

Divine magic encapsulated in a pill of Adderall. 1/2 hour after ingestion you feel the Pocus and begin to Focus.

"When you have those 3 tests and 2 papers due tomorrow and you haven't done anything for them yet, you need to hit that Focus Pocus."

Focus Pocus by Pornelius Hubert October 25, 2018

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hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

hocus pocus alimagocus by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

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brocus pocus

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

brocus pocus by prettypityparty November 26, 2006

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hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

hocus pocus by pockets June 21, 2003

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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