notarized 

Notarizing a woman is the act of mushroom stamping a woman on her face.

Did you hear John notarized Gertrude last night?

notarized by SaltyTude January 21, 2018

notarized the forehead 

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If

notarized the forehead by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022

dick-notized 

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

dick-notized by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

notarizer 

A very strong man, who is very wise and has the capability to notarize any situation under any circumstances. Typically a man who has a first name starting with the letter J and a BAC of at least .1.

I am The Notarizer! (In deep voice, while flexing)

notarizer by Tony2Beer March 9, 2019

Notarsedissist 

Opposite of narcissist

I don’t understand narcissists I’m something else…………I’m notarsedissist.
Happened in real life for me.r.l.

Notarsedissist by RidFear July 5, 2025

Boob-notized 

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.

Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!

Boob-notized by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019