by SaltyTude January 21, 2018
Get the notarized mug.Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022
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adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.
john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"
Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"
Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."
Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"
Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."
by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009
Get the dick-notized mug.A very strong man, who is very wise and has the capability to notarize any situation under any circumstances. Typically a man who has a first name starting with the letter J and a BAC of at least .1.
by Tony2Beer March 9, 2019
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Happened in real life for me.r.l.
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by RidFear July 5, 2025
Get the Notarsedissist mug.adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.
by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019
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