not sharp 

literally a "not sharp". A blunt, typically rolled up with marijuana.

Coined by rapper Wrex The Prodigenius.

Me: "Ay, twist up a not sharp"
My Blunt Roller: "Dawg, I got 5 rolled already, lets smoke!"

not sharp by illy vo raw June 26, 2009

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by Golan September 23, 2005

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer 

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

not the sharpest knife in the kitchen 

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.

- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!

not the sharpest knife in the kitchen by el patron himself November 13, 2011

not the sharpest tool in the shed 

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

not the sharpest tool in the shed by the semen May 23, 2010

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet 

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet Is an odd variant of “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop”

It is said that the term originates from the Great Plains/Lower Delta in the Midwest US. Most say the saying came from a notably dumb duck hunter. He didn’t understand the two aforementioned terms “not the sharpest knife in the drawer” and “like a bull in a china shop” but instead of learning what they meant he created the abomination of a saying “not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet” When the poor bastard said it the first time it caught everyone off guard. Everyone in the duck blind stopped what they were doing and begged for further elaboration of the slang term. He refused to elaborate. Without a concrete answer speculation ran wild but no could adequately explain it.

From that point onward the term disseminated across the country. Most people use it ironically for a replacement term. It has caused great confusion and hilarity over the decades

Person 1: did you see that duck dive right into the decoy? That was crazy, it took that damn thing out!
Person 2: yeah that sumbitch is not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet
Person 3: hol up. What does that mean?
Person 2: *refuses to elaborate*

not the sharpest duck in the china cabinet by MFG.24 June 13, 2025

NotSharpe 

A Small Streamer/Content Creator that is grinding and will make it as one!

NotSharpe is on that grind dude!

NotSharpe by Fye Person February 9, 2021