12 definitions by Hey-Johnny-Johnny
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.
Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006