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A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
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a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
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A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.
Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
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A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.

This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."

"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."

"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
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commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 3, 2006
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Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!

Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!

Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?

Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 3, 2006
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