Hey-Johnny-Johnny's definitions

loopy funbags

A woman's breasts; always used in plural form.

Man, look at the loopy funbags on her!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

sure-fuck

Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.

Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!

Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

camel toe

A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.

Damn! Clarice has got a wicked camel toe goin' today!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 1, 2006

blue balls

A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.

Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

beer and popcorn

Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.

Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!

Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!

Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?

Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

brouha

commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.

Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006