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commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the brouha mug.A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 1, 2006
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Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not the sharpest pencil in the drawer mug.A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
Get the not playing with a full deck mug.Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
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