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get your rocks off

To have a really good time - could be an orgasm, could be a euphoric feeling, could be a giddy state of excitement.
Friend 1: How do you get YOUR rocks off?

Friend 2: I like to looking for great bargains on Ebay. How about you?

Friend 1: I prefer to go to the waterpark and ride the Aqua-coaster until I puke.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
mugGet the get your rocks offmug.

loopy funbags

A woman's breasts; always used in plural form.
Man, look at the loopy funbags on her!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
mugGet the loopy funbagsmug.

blue balls

A phrase used to describe that a guy hasn't had sex in a long time.
Damn, I've got bad case of blue balls; I gotta get laid tonight!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

brouha

commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
mugGet the brouhamug.

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)
Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006
mugGet the pudmug.

a few bricks shy of a load

A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.

This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."

"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."

"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
mugGet the a few bricks shy of a loadmug.

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
mugGet the not the sharpest pencil in the drawermug.

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