A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."
"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
Two great tasting foods that taste great together. Others include bacon and eggs, chocolate and peanut butter (people in their upper 30's or older will remember the old Reese's Peanut Butter Cups ads!), and milk and Oreos.
Dude 1: Hey, man, let's go get some beer and graham crackers!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
Dude 2: Beer and graham crackers!?! You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!
Dude 1: Yeah, you're right. Beer and popcorn, then?
Dude 2: Now you're talkin'. C'mon - I'll drive!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 03, 2006
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
Winthrop: Why do you say that?
Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.
Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006
A condition brought on by the wearing of pants so tight that the genitals concealed beneath them bulge slightly, causing a cleft at the center seam in the crotch, thus resembling the foot of a camel. Most frequent for females but not impossible for males.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 30, 2006
Another term for cologne; inspired by the thought (or hope) that all it takes for a guy to score is to not smell bad.
Larry: Come on, Gord! We're gonna be late for the goddam party!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
Gord: Hold your water, dude! I can't find my sure-fuck!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 05, 2006