12 definitions by Hey-Johnny-Johnny

A woman's breasts; always used in plural form.
Man, look at the loopy funbags on her!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
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Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)
Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 29, 2006
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a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck
Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!
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a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
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commotion; controversy; big flare up of emotion involving two or more people or organizations; usually involves conflict, misunderstanding, or disagreement bewtween the involved parties. See also Brouhaha.
Nick wanted badly to continue going to the swingles mixers at the local Elks Lodge, but had concerns that revelation of his marital status would erupt into a brouha over the lax admission policy.
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 3, 2006
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A kind euphamism for an assinine, brain-free, idiotic fool.

This colorful phrase, like not the brightest tool in the shed, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, not playing with a full deck, and other similar turns of phrase, are lost on those who fit the description.
"That guy ain't right."

"Yeah, he's a few bricks shy of a load."

"I wonder if the doctor dropped him on his head when he was born."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 5, 2006
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