Not-Gay 

A dead person who is falsely believed to be gay because they accidentally stumble upon a gay porn site, and die before they were able to exit it.

He's not gay, he's Not-Gay!

Not-Gay by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

Not-Gay 

something your not.

wazzup!

Not-Gay by anonymous July 9, 2003

not gay 

Gay.

"I'm not gay." <---- spoken by a closeted homosexual.

not gay by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

not gay 

new speak term meaning that they actually are gay if uttered by a politician.

Senator Craig said "I am not gay, I have never been gay" after being busted soliciting gay sex.

not gay by mattmass September 8, 2007

not gay 

Declaration; a phrase that is shouted out loud by a straight man when he does something gay.

Brad slapped Ted on the ass in the shower room and then yelled "Not gay!" to prove indefinitely that he was not, in fact, gay.

not gay by Valigarmander September 4, 2007

(Not Gay) 

Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual.

Guy 1: "My penis is very small and smells of prawns, my friend who I experiment with (NOT GAY) says it makes him feel sick to suck it, but his penis is nice, I like to suck that. I know I can't make my penis bigger, but I want it to stop smelling of prawns, I shower every other day and spend 5minutes with a sponge doing vigorous rubbing untill my end is sore, but no it still smells. help?"

Guy 2: "There goes a man who is completely heterosexual."

(Not Gay) by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

not gay 

what a guy says after being blown by another guy.

Im not gay just because he sucked my cock and i came. Im not gay, I was sleeping when he sucked my cock and i came.

not gay by stom December 27, 2014