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An alternate screen name used by someone in a flame war. A Not-Bob acts as a "friend" who repeats the arguments of one side to create the illusion of popular support. Picked-on members may also create Not-Bobs to defend themselves. Also called a sock puppet.
Bob: I wrote a new Harry Potter fanfic!
Not-Bob: Oh my god, you're the best author ever!
not-bob by DavaKB September 14, 2008
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Not-Bob's Law

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Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005

hi my name is not bob 

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Ur not bob.
Hi my name is not bob.

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. 

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A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.
Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

Not Bill and Bobby worthy 

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When your friends you introduced to each other no longer invite you out for a drink they just go without you
I just got a video text of Bill and Bobby having a drink without me. I guess I am not Bill and Bobby worthy

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. 

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/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..
Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

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/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

notbob 

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A pleasant fellow called Rob or Robert who absolutely hates being called "Bob" mainly because his name begins with "R", not "B"
Yes, it's just another mundane day in NotBob's office...
notbob by NotBob562 March 7, 2009
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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