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Not-Bob's Law
Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.
Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*
Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005
hi my name is not bob
hi my name is not bob by myusernameis23tunaj March 22, 2022
I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY.
Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"
I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. by anonymous April 18, 2023
Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not.
Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."
Example 1:
☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.
Example 2:
/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.
Example 1:
☻/
/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.
Example 2:
/▌
/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.
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