not-bob

An alternate screen name used by someone in a flame war. A Not-Bob acts as a "friend" who repeats the arguments of one side to create the illusion of popular support. Picked-on members may also create Not-Bobs to defend themselves. Also called a sock puppet.

Bob: I wrote a new Harry Potter fanfic!
Not-Bob: Oh my god, you're the best author ever!

not-bob by DavaKB September 14, 2008

Not-Bob's Law

Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.

Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*

Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005

hi my name is not bob 

Ur not bob.

Hi my name is not bob.

hi my name is not bob by myusernameis23tunaj March 22, 2022

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. 

A phrase used by Mr. Incredible's boss when he is not happy with him.

Boss: "I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. ask me why"
Bob: "Okay. Why"
Boss: "Why what? Be specific Bob!"
Bob: "Why are you unhappy"

I'm not happy Bob. NOT HAPPY. by anonymous April 18, 2023

Not Bill and Bobby worthy 

When your friends you introduced to each other no longer invite you out for a drink they just go without you

I just got a video text of Bill and Bobby having a drink without me. I guess I am not Bill and Bobby worthy

Not Bill and Bobby worthy by Artie T April 22, 2019

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. 

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/▌
/ \

This Is Bob. He is going to take over YouTube and stuff..

Examples of "Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not."

Example 1:

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/▌ This Is Bob. Copy And Paste him.
/ \ So he can take over youtube.

Example 2:

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/ \ ☻ _
This is Bob, copy and paste this if you think
he is a piece of shit and can't take over a cardboard box.

Bobs, who might take over YouTube. But probably not. by iSelektALotOfThingsButNotMode April 11, 2009

notbob 

A pleasant fellow called Rob or Robert who absolutely hates being called "Bob" mainly because his name begins with "R", not "B"

Yes, it's just another mundane day in NotBob's office...

notbob by NotBob562 March 7, 2009