notbob 

A pleasant fellow called Rob or Robert who absolutely hates being called "Bob" mainly because his name begins with "R", not "B"

Yes, it's just another mundane day in NotBob's office...

notbob by NotBob562 March 7, 2009

notbob 

the ability not to bob while oral sex, as in deep throat while laying on your back

she has the most amazing notbob technique that i have ever seen!

notbob by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Notlob 

Bolton spelt backwards, immortalised as a failed palindrome in Monty Python's Dead Parrot Sketch.

The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob! It don't work! - Monty Python

Notlob by tws45 January 16, 2009

NotBoss 

In the YouTuber (Fazey)’s Minecraft SMP notboss won Fazey’s prized possession in a gamble and Fazey is currently fighting to get it back.

It’s used to describe a villain.

Wow that guy is NotBoss!
Stupid murderes they’re all NotBoss’s!

NotBoss by BugChuggulikesMC April 12, 2021

Not-Bob's Law

Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.

Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*

Not-Bob's Law by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005

Notlob 

Slang term for Bolton, particularly used by fans of Monty Python who immortalised Bolton as a failed palindrome of Notlob.

"The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob! It don't work!" - Monty Python parrot sketch

Notlob by tws45 February 21, 2009

notbooked 

When girl tries to make a guy be emotional by making him watch The Notebook, but it utterly fails because the film is incredibly predictable with a single sad thing which it milks to death. Frankly there are many much sadder films out there.

My girlfriend tried to make me open up my feelings by getting me to watch The Notebook, but that shit didn't work on me, i was completely Notbooked.

notbooked by voodoo_mongrel July 28, 2009