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no, in fact i did not
"Billy, did you take out the trash"
"nosur"
nosur by Ddot February 1, 2008
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nosur by Ddot January 11, 2009

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
Something Michael Scott from The Office (Steve Carell) believes to be a word. He spells it in Jim and Creed's game of scrabble in episode 26 of season 5.
That noscrub works way better than tissues for getting my nose clean.
noscrub by Jime Xavier April 27, 2011

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.
Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me
dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

Nostril burner 

Someone who reeks of body odor, resulting in your nostrils "burning".
Greg: It's a nostril burner in here, someone hasn't showered in a month!
Nick: It's Matt over there in the corner, get him out of here!
Nostril burner by MatthewRulez November 30, 2013
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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