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noseballs 

A fabled term thought to be impossible by many; when a couple ar 69ing, the female (or male, if you like to be gay), sucking on the guy's penis, deep throats him so much she panicks and attempts to take a huge sniff of air so powerful that she (or he, you sick bastard) sucks his balls up into her (I'm not saying "his" anymore) nostrils, causing intense pain to both people.
"...to give NOSEBALLS to..."
"...to get NOSEBALLS..."
noseballs by Ka1iBuR December 25, 2007
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nonballs 

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.
Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
nonballs by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Nonoballs 

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.
Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."
Nonoballs by Yotooyo December 5, 2015

Chodie noballs 

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.
Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

Noseballing 

The act of poking your partner in the eye with your nose while kissing them on the cheek.
Also an extremely deadly move in the ancient art of Japanese Face Fighting
Bill: oww my eye

Jane: Oh sorry that was my nose

Tomiko deals a deadly noseballing to his opponent !
Noseballing by Circus Bouy February 10, 2010

Nosegulls 

Nosegulls is a term which describes the shrieking gull-like sound that emanates from your nostrils when your nose is stuffed.
I couldn't fall asleep last night because my nosegulls were so loud.
Nosegulls by Dinosaur Trader January 25, 2013
Another word for nasty. Nasty + balls = nastballs.
Ewww that krave cereal is Nastballs.
nastballs by Abcde123fghijk456 November 29, 2021
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