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nonballs
Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!
Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...
nonballs by Davester75 August 9, 2012
Related Words
Nonoballs • nonballs • nordballs • noobalishious • Nooball • Normballs • Barnes & Noballs • Chodie noballs • noseball • Non-Baller
Chodie noballs
Chodie noballs by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010
nordballs
nordballs by DefinitelyNotBenji March 28, 2022
noseballs
A fabled term thought to be impossible by many; when a couple ar 69ing, the female (or male, if you like to be gay), sucking on the guy's penis, deep throats him so much she panicks and attempts to take a huge sniff of air so powerful that she (or he, you sick bastard) sucks his balls up into her (I'm not saying "his" anymore) nostrils, causing intense pain to both people.
Noballs
(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.
Noballs by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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