Nonoballs

A very small male genitalia that is almost mon existent.

Girl A: "OMG last night with Jake was terrible!"
Girl B: "Why what happened?"
Girl A: "He has nonoballs! I couldn't feel anything the whole time we were having sex."

by Yotooyo December 5, 2015

nonballs

The area of a neutered male dog, where his balls would be located had he not been neutered.

Guy 1: Dave's dog was just licking his dick, then licked your hand!

Guy 2: pretty sure he was just licking his nonballs, but i'm going to go wash my hands...

by Davester75 August 9, 2012

Chodie noballs

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.

Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010

noobalishious

a person who is an extreme noob and will never be able to go back to normal

John is so noobalishious!

by margarita old June 23, 2010

nordballs

The testicles of Nordic men.

Sven has the largest nordballs I've even seen!

by DefinitelyNotBenji March 28, 2022

noseballs

A fabled term thought to be impossible by many; when a couple ar 69ing, the female (or male, if you like to be gay), sucking on the guy's penis, deep throats him so much she panicks and attempts to take a huge sniff of air so powerful that she (or he, you sick bastard) sucks his balls up into her (I'm not saying "his" anymore) nostrils, causing intense pain to both people.

"...to give NOSEBALLS to..."
"...to get NOSEBALLS..."

by Ka1iBuR December 25, 2007

Noballs

(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.

Ha, look, here comes Tommy Noballs! He suffers with distinct lack of genitalia!

by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008