Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)
You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.