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Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
That’s so notistic!
Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Notistic 

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.
I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!
Notistic by Burt Maass March 14, 2008

northist 

People who are discriminatory against people who live in the north.
"Don't move down there. Those people are all Northist!"
northist by ClasMrAl May 19, 2016

Normistic noises 

Making noises that are similar to people who are learning impaired.
Robert joins voice chat

- Hello Austin
Austin join voice chat

- Sinvdnbvdfnbjisnbb
Robert replies

- Ok nice Normistic noises Austin

Nophisticate 

Someone who in trying to prove that they are sophisticated actually proves the opposite.
"I'm drinking Santana Champ 'cos it's so crisp"

"He's a total nophisticate"

"She has nophisticated taste"
Nophisticate by Futumsh June 19, 2009

Northist 

The further North you live in North America the amount a flak you catch in online chats increases. As a Canadian, regularly it is used as ammunition for Americans to make jokes. Get fucked. Fuck you. Canadians play nice bruh. Go back to WW1, who the fuck was the world afraid of. Us. Wake up. Canadians are fucking beasts so shut your fucking traps about it pussy boys.
Northist: hahahaha did he just say Aboot??

ME: Get fucked pussy boy.

Pussy boy: chiiiiilllll bruuh, why you acting crazy

Me: Get fucked pussy boy.
Northist by We are the north bouy November 29, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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