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nopposite 

Noun.

A thing or person that is not the opposite or the reverse of something or someone else.
Black is the opposite of white, while red is the nopposite of both. Indeed, black and black are nopposites, because after all, black is not the opposite of black.
nopposite by Alex BATKO May 30, 2006
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The Opposite of Batman 

A phrace to call someone who tries to do good acts but they make it worst or it backfires on the situation. The phrace came from Community character Troy Barns in season 3 episode 1 "Biology 101".
Person A: Hey man, I got your car fixed for you.
Person B: Dude, where are the wheels?
Person A: I didn't had enough money so I sold it to pay it off.
Person B: You are the Opposite of Batman.

piddle opposite of "on" 

A nice way of saying "piss off".
Works better when written or typed vs. spoken.
Piddle opposite of "on", piddle wingless hymenoptera

(means "piss off, piss ant")
piddle opposite of "on" by Telephony September 26, 2010

polar opposites 

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.
"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."

opposites werewolves 

They turns to humans when the moons comes out.
"Gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans when the moons comes out!"
opposites werewolves by nudistrobot October 18, 2008

Oppositely 

We think oppositely..

You think posting from way your original material back some of which I didn’t see .. helps ..

I think .. all this time .. wasted so can’t be real… or something would have been said …

Just makes me think .. double life ..

By the time .. lol I’m already too old …

You’ll be about ready to define for someone else by then …

At least you have keen the back up ( or was he the original plan?)

From what I can gather .. 2 to tango
Tree or me …

Proof we think oppositely..

Why not repost that? … one of the first things I read and probs left the biggest imprint of them all..

The deleted ones do ..

Like … curling up with someone else while making demands …. Hearing his.. I love you’s

……

You don’t know me at all …

….

Thank fuck …
Oppositely by LetsTalkAboutX April 21, 2023

Opposite Day 

Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.
"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"
Opposite Day by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005
Word of the Day on July 7, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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