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1) A nootch is a cozy little place to sit or to cuddle into, like a non-creepy corner or between two other people.

2) Also can be used those places on the body that no one really has a name for, such as the inside of the elbow, or the back of the knee.
1) "Just sit in that little nootch between Lisi and Jordyn, there's room!"

2) "Eww that girl was all sweaty in her elbow nootch. How does that even happen??"
Nootch by supahcreepx May 14, 2009
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"I fucked your mum last night..........nootch!"
Noun: A nick name given to any individual who remains neutral in their views whilst involved in a discussion, debate or argument.

Verb: Generic verb used to describe the activities of someone whilst their actual current activity is not yet precisely known. However, in this instance, it is normally used to suggest they are involved in sexual activities with someone, or indeed, something.
Noun:

Why are you being such a nootch in this argument?

Verb:

Q: Where is Dave just now?
A: Oh, I think he's nootching that girl he met last night in the club we were at.
nootch by ParkaMark April 8, 2008

nootch metal 

Originating from the word "nootch". Used to describe a variety of metal bands that are considered "weak" "pussy music" "Trys-to-hard" type of music or just simply not that great of metal music. Recently nootch metal was used to describe such bands as ICP (Insane Clown Posse). People against the band would describe them as being "nootch metal". Word can also be used for other genres such as "nootch rock" but most commonly narrowed down to metal.
friend1: do you listen to ICP?

friend2: fuck no, I don't listen to nootch metal.
nootch metal by Devp October 25, 2006

snootch to the nootch 

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.

snootch to the nootch 

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.
"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

snootch to the nootch 

Word to your mom and your sister. A wonderful way to say what up dog? My friend Andrew; We call him Snootch!!!
Sup Snootch? Snootch to your mom! Don Wan De La Nootch!
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