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Noomi
An absolute fuckwit. Noomi is a hyperactive enigma. It's almost impossible to understand how she functions.
Eat a dick noomi
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25VolarSleet/Noomi
25VolarSleet (also known as Volar or Noomi.) Is an incredibly hot fucker with a much bigger cock than Simon. A guy/girl or whatever the fuck who can AND WILL steal your girl.
25VolarSleet/Noomi by 25VolarSleet May 10, 2021
naomidrome
I think I saw Brandon Boyd posting in the Naomidrome comment section, but I’m not sure if it was really him. Doesn’t he live in a yurt?
naomidrome by Definition Observer September 25, 2020
Noemi
If you are lucky enough to find a Noemi, never let her go. She will change your world for the better. Because of her, you will become more studious, sporty, hard-working (although not as hard-working as her because that’s almost impossible), self-confidence and much happier in life. It’s because of her that you dare to be just yourself. She is the most loyal, beautiful (on the inside and outside), hard-working and kindest person. You know you can go to her with every problem or funny thing you experienced that day, and she will take you seriously. After every time you spend time together, you’ll feel so much better about yourself. She cheers you up, makes you happy every time and spending time with her is a precious gift no matter what you do. It can just be studying together, and it makes one of the best days of the week just because it means being with her. It’s a bond that gets stronger every day even after years and that is the beautiful thing about having a Noemi. You can’t get enough of her because she is so inspiring, funny, kind, supporting and she teaches you so much about life. Because of her, you will be able to understand the world and life better. You can talk with her for 24h hours a day and it would never get annoying. If you find a Noemi, keep her! I’m the happiest person because I was able to find my Noemi and I know I would do anything to not lose her.
Noemi by Alpacaunicorn December 5, 2021
Nomin
Nomin by dontrusthem March 23, 2019
Naomi Woods
A very attractive pornstar who ruined it all by getting a bad tan, brown hair and worst of all god awful plastic surgery.
Naomi Woods by lissapollazao February 12, 2018
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